I made a new blog :)

Get URL from me through,

96246353 or myshhb@hotmail.com (MSN)!

Shake, shake, ah shake it! ~


I'm making a new blog, soon.

Help me think of a blog address! PLEASE.

Anyway, since I'm already typing,

I went to the Marina Barrage today! And I went to the zoo yesterday with Yan, Sarah and Mak Mak,

My camera is bombarded with tons of pics now.


Lao Yu Sheng at Hougang with Daryl and the people.

Miss me peoples, this will be my last post, anything just add my msn, myshhb@hotmail.com :D


How to be "cool".
Not recommended to be followed closely as any embarrassment will be your own problem.
And totally made up by someone who is totally uncool (:

1. Maximum 20 words a day. What? Quota finish how? Too bad, just nod and shake head.
2. Got nothing to do? Put your head on table and sleep, make sure your face has the word "Kiss Me" all over it. Don't feel like sleeping? TOO BAD MY DEAR BOY, close your eyes and "geh kun" (act sleep).
3. Chew mint flavored gum, mints, spearmint Mentos. I also don't know for what, aiya, cool people chew gum. MINT FLAVORED GUM.
4. Don't eat snacks or tidbits that come in flavor of strawberry or is pink. And don't eat products of the type even if it is not pink or strawberry flavored. Eg. Pocky = No chocolate ones too.
5. Indulge in sweaty, yucky, smelly, meaningless sport. I suggest badminton if you are one hell of a potato.
6. Listen to songs on ear piece, put ear piece around your neck. Sing, tap your feet, bop your head to the song, act like you are being emotional.
   
7. Do pull ups when ever you find a place to.
8. Jump on walls, try and touch ceilings. (OMG, I swear, don't do this okay? I think its.. fucking stupid la..)
   
9. Get a chest, abs and a butt. Don't have ar? See no. 5.
   
10. Play waste paper basketball.
    
11. Smoke. (Strongly not advised (:)
    
12. Speak in deep (sexy) voice.
    
13. Lean back when you seat.

If after trying out and you feel ridiculed or get laughed at and you wanna punch the person who wrote this..

I'm sorry, I don't live at Pasir Ris st 12.


I know, I'm not an ideal stead.

I'm not the cool type, I'm not smart, I'm not good at anything, I don't own anything cool to be envious of, I'm not financially able for anything, I'm not shuai, I'm not serious, I'm not mature, I'm not tall, I don't have broad shoulders or nice chest like the other guys, I'm scrawny and shrimpy, I don't do well in sports, I don't have attractive features, my hair is always in a mess, I can't do anything else other than talking, I'm only good at talking, all I do is run around all day to disturb people, I'm not able to take care of myself, I can't even make sure I don't get into trouble, I can't sit at one place for long, I can't shut up for more then 2 minutes, I can't stop being childish.

But I still love the way I am, why can't you?

Huh, Kwek?